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Posted on 21st Apr at 12:30 PM, with 462,928 notes

crrocs:

i wanna get hot and fit and healthy but like i dont wanna stop living off junk food and watching tv shows and sleeping until 4pm ya feel me

Posted on 20th Apr at 12:30 PM, with 14,393 notes

ronaldkn0x:

i have the social skills of a very shy 5 year old

Posted on 19th Apr at 12:30 PM, with 111,640 notes

unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

Posted on 18th Apr at 12:30 PM, with 376,227 notes

sassy-spoon:

danielkanhai:

how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

Posted on 16th Apr at 12:30 PM, with 1,075 notes
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howlingtunes:

Dance of the Swans - Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:56 PM, with 113,756 notes
Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:56 PM, with 254,963 notes

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:55 PM, with 399,877 notes

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:54 PM, with 671,720 notes

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:53 PM, with 165,508 notes

bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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