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Posted on 20th Oct at 9:57 PM, with 960,355 notes


i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

Posted on 20th Oct at 9:01 PM, with 25,352 notes



What year is this

x / x

There’s a reason I hated that sappy, watery, pathetic book. Now I know what it is.

Posted on 20th Oct at 8:58 PM, with 78,287 notes



I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

welp now we know the distinction between the two

Posted on 20th Oct at 8:56 PM, with 335,075 notes

*has emotional breakdown choosing what to eat at a restaurant*

Posted on 20th Oct at 8:55 PM, with 163,711 notes



"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

Posted on 20th Oct at 4:17 PM, with 175,275 notes


baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive

Posted on 20th Oct at 4:04 PM, with 22,295 notes
The Signs and their Rooms
Aries: Messy, messy, messy. 'The chair' (you know which chair I'm talking about) has probably disappeared among all their clothes. Theory is that it probably fused to the ground.
Taurus: They have an ingrained connection with every single one of their posessions. They know you moved that sock 0.2 meters to the left don't deny it.
Gemini: Where's the floor? No one knows anymore. When they magically decide to clean up, it's like christmas morning when they find something they don't even remember having. Then, they get distracted by said thing and forget about cleaning up.
Cancer: Their room is their sanctuary. Probably going through an ant invasion because of all the food they eat there. Most likely to have a secret food stash.
Leo: Usually organized, though they can be lazy. They probably don't move enough to have a mess.
Virgo: Same as Taurus. Like the Eye of Sauron, they know everything that goes down there.They go into phases in which everything is probably color coded. They get lazy and give up a few weeks later when no one notices.
Libra: Probably unlivable until they decide Today is the Day and organize everything. They get bored halfway through and go back to feeling sorry for themselves because their rooms aren't pretty.
Scorpio: The walls are full with their interests. The mess control is manageable. Once you go in, it might be too dark to find your way out.
Sagittarius: Doesn't care at all about mess. Until they see someone else's clean room and their competitive gene appears. Soon it dies down and they go back to not caring.
Capricorn: Puts everyone else's to shame. Mostly, because like Leo, they are not naturally messy. Can be OCD about their space.
Aquarius: Their interests are also everywhere. They sleep next to their laptop. Their desk is no man's land.
Pisces: Clutter is their natural habitat. They probably don't remember the last time they turned on the lights. The windows have never been opened. An excavation team is needed to find the floor. Until people come over, then it's DEFCON 4 and everything is either organized or hidden.
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Posted on 20th Oct at 4:03 PM, with 136,585 notes


"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

Posted on 20th Oct at 3:44 PM, with 3,134 notes


Submarine (2010) dir. Richard Ayoade

Every night I come to the same place and wait till the sky catches up with my mood. 


Posted on 20th Oct at 3:36 PM, with 44,167 notes

"Please sir, no photos in the office
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"Please sir, no photos in the office

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