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Posted on 14th Apr at 5:56 PM, with 87,592 notes
Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:56 PM, with 210,455 notes

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:55 PM, with 374,219 notes

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:54 PM, with 667,823 notes

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

westbor0baptistchurch:

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

Posted on 14th Apr at 5:53 PM, with 154,667 notes

bnaksy:

when you actually did your homework but forgot it at home

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Posted on 14th Apr at 5:51 PM, with 469,793 notes

pinkisthenewscarlet:

i-spooky-like-fedex:

skellagirl:

parallelsea:

October

OCTOber

it’s the 8th month

I cracked the code

October is the 10th month though

It was originally the 8th month but then Julius fucking Caesar decided to add in July and August after himself and his nephew Augustus

we should totally just stab caesar

Posted on 12th Apr at 12:30 PM, with 114,016 notes
Posted on 12th Apr at 11:51 AM, with 173,870 notes
mirage521:


peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

Are you implying that it isn’t
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mirage521:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

Are you implying that it isn’t

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